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Exclusive: Apple/Beats first joint product revealed

Many Bothans died to bring us this information. A The MKX® exclusive, “The iBeats”:

iBeats headphones by Apple

Engineer jokes

Apologies in advance…

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Ad in the personals:
Me: Wirey, sensitive
You: A little resistive
We’ll make a great thermocouple!

Just joined a rock band called 1023MB…we haven’t done a gig yet!

Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?
Lather, rinse, repeat.

Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?
A: Nothing. You can’t cross a scalar with a vector.

Q: Why do programmers get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
A: Because DEC 25 == OCT 31

I would tell you a joke about UDP but you might not get it…

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

Two atoms walk into a bar. One says, “Dang! I just lost an electron!” The other atom says, “Are you sure?” The first one says, “I’m positive.”

A tachyon gets kicked out of a bar. The bartender says “we don’t serve your type!”. A tachyon walks into a bar.

So, a neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. “How much will that be?” asks the neutron. “For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge.”

Did you hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero? Don’t worry, he’s 0K.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one tells the bartender he wants a beer. The second one says he wants half a beer. The third one says he wants a fourth of a beer. The bartender puts two beers on the bar and says “You guys need to learn your limits.”

Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

A photon walks into two bars…

How do you tell the difference between an extrovert programmer and an introvert programmer?
The extrovert programmer looks at your shoes when talking to you.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, that’s a hardware problem

Raising awareness for intern neglect

This was shown at a recent meeting at work and drew big laughs. No idea if people outside the tech industry find it as funny, but feel free to share your thoughts.
My summer intern may or may not identify.

Peace talks

From Israeli TV show “Eretz Nehederet“. If you don’t get the video, then you probably don’t own an iPhone and a certain top selling game.

Give your Mac a Windows feature

For all you Mac users out there: go to this link if you want to see a well known Microsoft Windows feature on your Mac.

Random good deed

While walking around at my local Borders bookstore, I noticed a book was in the wrong shelf. So I moved it to the right one even though I myself am not a Pastafarian.

What random good deed have you done lately? Photographic proof follows.

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As seen in the kitchennette

Now that the Coffice is gone, I’m back to the same kitchennette meant for mere mortal coffee drinkers. I found this sign there:

photoConsider this the final Coffice-related post.

Random swine flu notes III

More on the swine flu thing (see this and this post)…

9. Official Swine Flu website, by the Mexican Government (Spanish only)

10. Swine flu t-shirts… it took longer than I expected.

swineflu-tshirt

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Random swine flu notes II

They keep coming! Continuing from that last post

5. Al Toiber’s take:

swine-flu by Alberto Al Toiber

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