Destroy The MKX®

Countless rogue hacker organizations have tried and failed, but now it’s your chance to destroy The MKX® once and for all, and you get to do it in style…. Asteroids style!

Here’s how you do it:

  1. Click here to show your spaceship which will appear above on the page.
  2. Use the up key for thrust.
  3. Use the left and right keys to turn.
  4. Use the space bar to shoot elements of this blog to oblivion.

This amazing little demo is by erkie.

My brother is even more inadequate

Well, here I am full of warm and fuzzy feelings with my beautiful multi-monitor rig, and along comes my brother (the one who is not even an engineer!) and emails me a photo of his rig.

Nine monitors total. And he claims they are FDA approved to boot, in case you wanted to eat one. Also, you can see that he uses the exact same phone I use at my office, which doesn’t mean anything but I wanted to point it out. He’s a couple of screens shy of recreating his own Circle-Vision 360°, which is cool but is no Space Mountain (not even a Pirates of the Caribbean).

It is still unclear how many screens are driven by the same computer.

The wonders of semen

In one day I run into two articles extolling the virtues of semen. I stress the term “run into”. I was not searching or looking for anything in particular.

  1. Apparently this all-natural ingredient can significantly reduce the risk of breast cancer on women.
  2. MI6 found out that it’s the best invisible ink around. Now there’s something I’ve never tried. Expect an odd postcard from me soon.

And if this is not enough for you, I am told it is also often used as one of the main ingredients in baby making!

As seen at the synagogue

I spent Yom Kippur in Houston. At the synagogue I grabbed their flier to see what they are up to. The small section “Mazal Tov” is where they congratulate members for various things. I found it to be a funny and interesting window into the Jewish psyche. Some examples in no particular order:

  • The Abramsons won the Torah Bowl. Good for them.
  • Laura, Ira and Mindy’s girl, got engaged. Mazal Tov!
  • Olga and Terry had a grandson. May they know nothing but naches.
  • Kevin, Olga and Terry’s boy won… AN OSCAR!!!

I’m actually surprised that the births of the grandchildren weren’t farther up in the list.

Today’s quote: Christine O’Donnell

I try to keep this blog fairly politics-free, but this one was just too good to pass up. I just saw this material on Christine O’Donnell, Republican Party nominee in Delaware’s 2010 United States Senate.

On evolution (emphasis added):

Well, creationism, in essence, is believing that the world began as the Bible in Genesis says, that God created the Earth in six days, six 24-hour periods. And there is just as much, if not more, evidence supporting that.

On masturbation:

If she wins I will never… visit Delaware or something. It really makes you want to laugh. Or cry. Or feel very scared.

I must admit that I’m a little turned on by that video.

No ugly people were harmed making this blog.