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Learn English with Andy 13/13: “Body wash”

Disclaimer (August 28, 2012): The characters and situations portrayed in this series are purely fictional. They are not based on actual events or people.

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

This marks the end of our series “Learn English with Andy”. We hope you have enjoyed it and that you have learned a lot. You can see all the entries by following this link.

Note: Andrés doesn’t really have kids. But I’m sure he’d like to settle down one day and have some. And like their father, they will be very handsome kids. Ladies: If you want to meet Andrés, use the comments to let us know and something will be arranged.

Learn English with Andy 12/13: “Bishop”

Disclaimer (August 28, 2012): The characters and situations portrayed in this series are purely fictional. They are not based on actual events or people.

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

Note: This is a fictitious example. There’s no wife. But if there was and even if cheese very fat, Andrés would picke her up with ease. Andrés is single. Ladies: if you want to meet Andrés, feel free to let us know through the comments and we’ll arrange something.

Learn English with Andy 11/13: “Harrassment”

Disclaimer (August 28, 2012): The characters and situations portrayed in this series are purely fictional. They are not based on actual events or people.

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

Note: Never happened. Andrés is single and would never cheat on his wife. Ladies: if you want to meet Andrés, feel free to let us know through the comments and we’ll arrange something.

Learn English with Andy 10/13: “Chicken wing”

Disclaimer (August 28, 2012): The characters and situations portrayed in this series are purely fictional. They are not based on actual events or people.

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

Note: We have no clue why all these fake and hipothetical examples keep mentioning wives. Andrés is single. Ladies: if you want to meet Andrés, feel free to let us know through the comments and we’ll arrange something.

Learn English with Andy 8/13: “Chicken”

Disclaimer (August 28, 2012): The characters and situations portrayed in this series are purely fictional. They are not based on actual events or people.

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

Note: Once again the above example is merely academic. Andrés is single. Ladies: if you want to meet Andrés, feel free to let us know through the comments and we’ll arrange something.