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Learn English with Andy 4/13: “Texas”

Disclaimer (August 28, 2012): The characters and situations portrayed in this series are purely fictional. They are not based on actual events or people.

My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!

Learn English with Andy 3/13: “Shoulder”

Disclaimer (August 28, 2012): The characters and situations portrayed in this series are purely fictional. They are not based on actual events or people.

My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.

Learn English with Andy 2/13: “Mushroom”

Disclaimer (August 28, 2012): The characters and situations portrayed in this series are purely fictional. They are not based on actual events or people.

When all my family gets in the car, there's not mushroom.
When all my family gets in the car, there’s not mushroom.

Learn English with Andy 1/13: “Cheese”

Disclaimer (August 28, 2012): The characters and situations portrayed in this series are purely fictional. They are not based on actual events or people.

My good friend Andy was born a long time ago in a small village called Monterrey, in the depths of the Mexican desert. He likes long walks on the beach, muscle cars, eighties rock music, and ponies. Andrés moved to the United States to fulfill his many dreams. Like many before him, he was faced with the daunting challenge of learning a foreign language.

Today, Andy is a fluent English speaker and a successful investor. But never one to forget his roots, he initiated, through a partnership with The MKX®, a short series of lessons that will teach the reader the proper use of a common English word. This is the first installment. 

The teacher told Andy to use the word cheese in a sentence. Andy replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
The teacher told Andy to use the word cheese in a sentence. Andy replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.