Resemblances so uncanny it’s creepy.
Nature’s idea of a sick joke is giving you a hot mom but making you look just like your dad. It happened to my first kid, and it happened again to my second kid:
Third time’s the charm?
The whole world tuned in to the Second US Presidential Debate and saw their faith in the human race decline steadily for two hours… until Kenneth Bone showed up to save the day.
But here’s my personal conspiracy theory: few realize that Ken Bone is actually a Mexican undercover agent with excellent fashion sense trying to steer the campaign away from crotch grabbing and towards taco trucks on every corner.
Specifically: Ken Bone is secretly Mexican tycoon El Señor Barriga.
Judge for yourself:
For reference, here’s the mom who also happens to be the most attractive one in the family:
Scary.
This is what the baby looks like today, about 18 years after Nirvana’s Nevermind album originally shipped. The photo shoot took forever because we wanted to capture the dollar bill just right and the model had to hold his breath for a while.
I call the photo: “Lenirvana”. Click on it for a slightly larger version.
The MKX brings you another uncanny resemblance:
Left: Legendary Argentinian soccer player turned struggling Argentinian head coach Diego Armando Maradona during last week’s defeat to Brazil.
Right: Legendary Agentinian comic book character Mafalda during one of her earliest appearances.
What do you think?
My cousin Alan decided to go through old photos and upload them to Facebook. What I saw surprised me deeply: His brother Yann played Danny Torrance, the creepy kid from Kubrick’s classic The Shining. See for yourself:
Other striking resemblances seen in The MKX®:
Sure, it’s just the police sketch… but is it mere coicidence?
A brilliant move by the Republican candidate John McCain: Pick a running mate that looks just like King of the Hill‘s housewife Peggy Hill. They have my vote. No, never mind. They don’t.
Thanks to Arthur Cherches for image.
Above: Bert and Ernie.
Below: Marcos and Euclides.
My gut tells me I should sue their asses off for using our likeness for profit. My team of legal advisors tell me I should not take on The Jim Henson Company for this. Apparently Bert and Ernie have been around longer.
What do you think? Do I have a case?
