In the techno version of russian roulette, where we all get laptop batteries and some of those can explode, you don’t want to win… you want to lose. This entitles you to a free new non-exploding battery that should hold more charge than my 94 week old Powerbook battery that has gone through 233 load cycles and can now only hold 62% of its full charge (according to Coconut Battery). No new battery for me, this time – not for free. Have you checked yours?