The MKXÂ® staff wishes you a Happy New Year full of health and normalcy.
Dear readers, friends, foes, family, andÂ The MKXÂ®Â Fanboys,
The staff of The MKXÂ® wish you all the best. May your wildest dreams come true. Yes, even those involving midgets on a trapeze. We don’t judge. We all have our fetishes.
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The MKX® Religious Relationships Committee wants to wish all our readers a happy 5772.
How time flies! The staff of The MKXÂ® wants to wish all our readers, friends, and family a very happy and sweet new year.
And many thanks to Eli and his parents and to Dalit and Carlos for feeding me these holidays. It was delicious.
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