In order to commemorate the first “Piss a Colombian off” day, I am wearing this t-shirt to work:
So far three Colombians have either given me “the look”, punched me, or stabbed my neck with a dirty fork. There are still a few more I need to visit in the building. I will keep my distance. Even one Venezuelan seemed angry. On the other hand, this particular Venezuelan always seems angry even if he isn’t.
The best part of this whole joke is that most people see me walk by but don’t get it. Of course, readers of The MKX® are way too cultured and find the whole thing hilarious. Right? RIGHT????
For a little bit I contemplated writing “Columbia” instead of “Colombia” on the t-shirt. That really ticks them off. I decided against it, though, mostly for self-preservation issues.