Ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to anounce that I have recently and proudly joined the very exclusive Billionaires Club.
Yes, as you can clearly see in the undoctored photograph shown above (click to zoom), I am holding an authentic 5 Billion dollar bill of my property. I’m also wearing a cool t-shirt and had to block the logo of a beer company with my left arm in order to keep this website kid free. But I digress.
In any case, for all of you math impaired readers… that’s $5,000,000,000 as in a five followed by nine zeroes… that’s nine as in 9. I finally made it! Mom and dad must be proud.