3 thoughts on “Marcos’ guide to dating”

  1. Date 3: Take the girl to Home Depot and tell her that you need help remodeling your house.

    Date 3: Use a broom and hit her very hard until she is unconcious.

    Date 3: Take her to a Queensrÿche concert. Girls love classic rock from the 80’s

  2. Incredible that Date 3 usually works for me…
    Then Try

    Date 3: Meet Her Parents

    Date 3: Write her a poem

    Date 3: Talk to her friends organize her a party.

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