I recently purchased a water squirting nickel for something like $3. It’s the best $3 I’ve ever spent: funniest thing ever. I took it to Monterrey on my most recent trip for my cousin Jaco’s Bar Mitzvah and entertained myself (wow, that sounded dirty) endlessly by squirting just about everyone there. The story: look for the telltale signs of a supposedly counterfeited nickel, which I swapped right before showing the defect to the victim.

I only taped a small percentage of the victims that night and posted it as a mind-numbing 1:46 minutes long YouTube video. Trust me, you had to be there, it was hilarious.

I feel like I can finally post this, even though it will ruin the joke in the future, because:

1. Joseph took my nickel.
2. Most of the people I know have seen it by now.

For the record, everyone I pulled this prank on fell for it. But only one person fell for it TWICE!!!