Disclaimer (August 28, 2012): The characters and situations portrayed in this series are purely fictional. They are not based on actual events or people.
![12 My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.](http://marcos.kirsch.mx/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/12-400x383.jpg)
Note: This is a fictitious example. There’s no wife. But if there was and even if cheese very fat, Andrés would picke her up with ease. Andrés is single. Ladies: if you want to meet Andrés, feel free to let us know through the comments and we’ll arrange something.