Recently, at a dinner party, I learned about Yelp. Yelp is a website where people review all sorts of things. I’m particularly interested in restaurants because I like to eat. So I started making bookmarks of restaurants I want to try and I started reviewing restaurants I know. You can see my Yelp profile here.

In this week’s Yelp newsletter, I was granted the honor of being a Top Yelper. This distinction lies somewhere between a Nobel prize and getting a root canal. Even my photo made it to the newsletter:

If you think I photoshopped this (right, like I can do that), then I’m greatly disappointed in your lack of faith. Just see for yourself. If you design to sign up yourself, please be my friend. I could use a friend.