By now the whole world has heard about the UFO sighted above the Austin skyline last Sunday during the Austin Marathon (first zombies, and now this??). The experts can’t or won’t, however, confirm what it was. The public too is torn. Read more for video footage and a scientific explanation.

Well, a team of  investigators from The MKX® has confirmed, after lengthy research, that what was seen is indeed an extraterrestrial aircraft. A far more advanced civilization traveled many many light years in order to study irrational Earthling behavior. For example, why humans would willingly put their own body through the massive pain and wear that is a marathon. Like these aliens, the investigative staff of The MKX® have not been able to explain that either.

Congratulations to all the readers (1, 2) that ran the marathon or the half marathon. You have managed to puzzle and impress both myself and our extraterrestrial visitors.