I want to officially welcome my new housemate. Like Madonna, Cher, Beyoncé and Sting… she is simply known as “Totah”.

Check out the sheer amount of suitcases she brought. I think there’s a midget un one of them. I heard a voice coming out of it:

In any case… Welcome to Austin! Will be fun. My days of walking around naked are over… or are they? (Yes. They are.)